Stick insects, shopping trolleys and light rail

An interesting day in the Mycroftian world.  The giant stick insect (a picture of one anyway) remains on the local church, encouraging all to worship.  This has to be a good thing, especially if the giant stick insect would strike at those who abandon supermarket shopping trolleys on the streets. Anyone who can think up an innovative and amusing punishment for the pests who are responsible for this, please send in suggestions.....One that has been sent to me is forcing the trolley dumpers to work at a laughably bad company where their boss is a Prong of the ocean going class (that is, very large).  Unfortunately Mycroft knows of no such Prong Sanctuary, though he has at times heard rumours.  One place he has heard of is so bad that you could sell tickets to go and watch the fun, such as in the old days when people paid a few pence to go to Bedlam and spectate.  As an aside, it was probably more edifying than some of what masquerades as 'theatre' nowadays.

 It was a big day for Miss Fluffy, who travelled on the light rail system.    She had a fun time, looking at the scenery moving past the windows.  "Well done the public transport system", she was no doubt saying to herself as the light rail car arrived.