Dob in your neighbour

Indeed one could dob in a neighbour for all sorts of jolly offenses. This could revolutionise 'justice'. Under a new bill of rights (paying homage here to some article I saw many years ago in some satirical magazine or other), it could be directed that 'No one shall be found guilty unless a police officer says that he/she did it'. This went on to suggest that no sentence over 10000 years could be imposed, and that any cruel or unusual punishment must be televised. This was based around the US model, but you get the idea. The important thing is to be denouncing one's neighbours all day long (and twice on Sundays).

Management

It was very wise of my manager to give me a prod to get on with blogging. I'm not sure I have too much to say on the election as it is all a rather mediocre affair thus far. I think the class elections for class captain in Year 3 generated more emotion and indeed interest. There is one election idea, perhaps instead of a bonus to 'trade in a clunker', what about 'dob in a clunker'? A $2000 bonus to report one's neighbour. Without even the requirement to bear false witness against them (an extra $1000 bonus for that).

Coming Soon - Mycroft's Election tips

Dear readers
Service has been somewhat interrupted, but Mycroft will be back on the job soon, giving his views on the upcoming Federal election.
Best wishes
Mycroft's manager