Hen nights and postings

Good evening readers in the blog-o-verse.  Some of Mycroft's readership is concerned about the inordinate attention paid to the logistics of manufacturing and distributing giant inflatable penises.  Mycroft Snooks is able to respond to these concerns and unequivocally state that he has no intention of entering into the manufacture and distribution of such items.

Let it be said that Mycroft holds the manufacture and distribution of giant inflatable penises to be an activity solely within the preserve of governments.  It has to be admitted that such activity would be a less harmful endeavour than what governments do get up to a lot of the time.  Almost certainly it would be cheaper than what they usually do.  They could even tax this activity: the Carrying Rubber Accessory Program Tax, or the 'CRAP Tax' for short.  Mycroft sees this activity getting up soon.