Party

Have just been to a party. Took along my small dog and of course some tosser wanted to make an issue of it by saying that my small dog was food for the resident larger dog. I was very pleased with myself in that I did not say "Why don't you put a sock in it you ridiculous knob". That would of course be the thing to say. He had a ridiculous shirt on as well.

On return home I noticed the local low lifes had stolen a mountain bike from somewhere and dumped it on our doorstep. No doubt they are terribly socially disadvantaged and simply must do that sort of thing. Before running off and graffiti painting a few buildings. Perhaps they could do something useful like emigrate to the Antarctic.