Current Affairs

Have you ever wanted to just get out there and bully someone annoying? Take up a pet project and force everyone to be interested? I have figured this one out, readers, the answer is to become the editor of a 'current affairs' show.

Almost any story will do, you would be limited only by your own musings and petty annoyances. People hogging the footpath/sidewalk? Do a story on them! Erratic driving? Do a story! People barging in the checkout lines? Do a story! Everything can have assigned to it the gravitas that only You, the Current Affairs editor can bring.

I think this would be an excellent idea for a current affairs story!