Wednesday, October 19, 2011

What Mycroft knows this week

Oddly enough Mycroft isn't feeling too wise this week. 

Probably wiser than the dude Mycroft and family encountered the other night in a gelato shop.  It seemed that the queue we had all got on the end of was going in the wrong direction for Mr Queue Supervisor. I should point out that he was not on the staff, he was just some random punter who wandered in. 

At first I thought he was joking when he demanded I move everyone to the other side of the shop.  Then I realised he was just an idiot who ought to be ignored until with a bit of luck he goes completely beserk and gets thrown out.  It was not clear to me why he approached me, perhaps I looked like a sensitive sort of person who would listen to his ramblings from his dribbling fantasy world. 

I think he is sharing the fantasy world with a whole category of numpties who, because this blog aims to be positive, we will not discuss.  Tempting as it is, because that guy was a serious prong....

One imagines having a numpty of the week competition, followed at a decent interval (perhaps quarterly) with a sort of award night for numpties.  It could be called, 'The Numpties'. 

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